everyonesmadhere1556:

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

tenlittle-cockbites:

i had a dream that i saw avengers 4 and the after credits scene was deadpool starting a gofundme so he could be in the next one

ravensloane:

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”